Bed Snake Bat

At last, after years of relentless research by a team of dedicated scientists and loads and loads of research grants, they have discovered that pregnancy is caused by a small venomous snake (Snakus Williuserectus) or Bed Snake.

The Bed Snake is found throughout the world ,but  it's favoured habitat being the bedroom.

For much of the time it remains dormant, but don't let this wrinkled reptile deceive you. On being approached it will be aroused from it's slumber, and its fearsome venom has few known antidotes.

Now, utilizing cutting edge technology, we have created the remarkable contraceptive device.....The Bed Snake Bat.

Please follow the instructions carefully, and you will never be in fear of attack from the Bed Snake again.

Instructions for use:-                                         

Be armed at all times. On sighting Bed Snake, give it a forearm smash with the Bed Snake Bat, followed by a few more for luck!!